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Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Life's Unanswered Questions

Whats a question with no answer called?
If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then you died would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee?
If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?
Do stairs go up or down?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?
If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty?
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

haha, just a light side of my blog. was bored so i surfed for lame stuff online. come back tomorrow for another episode of "life's unanswered questions". am back in batu pahat now. came back yesterday. wanted to visit my parents after their beijing trip. miss them a bit. ahhh, miss home cooked meal as well. my aunt who followed me back, kept asking me what i liked to eat, and whalla... she wants to cook me a real hearty home cooked meal before i go back to KL. so yeahhh... am loving it! hmm, maybe i should get a few pointers from her about cooking. u never know, it might come in handy when i impress chicks with it. haha, or rather, cook a nice decent home cooked meal for a special someone someday. hahaha... if all else fails, call 7552525. HAHAHA, cheers peeps