zidane, i humble myself b4 thee

okay, here's the updates on euro so far. portugal lost to greece 2-1, spain beat russia 1-0, croatia drew the swiss 0-0 and england lost to france 2-1. haha, i must say... england was the crap la. their best defender was michael owen. and beckham should learn how to take free kicks and penalties from zidane. man... i must say i am no england supporter but i was one just for the france match... underdogs a bit lah. france was expected to win anyway. by the way, france sucks too... hahaha! except only for zidane and henry. oh well, let's all just sit back and relax and let italy show the world about football. muahahaha! italia sempre! and lisa, no matter how much you dislike it or yawn, it's gonna be euro fever post till it's over man! so may i suggest you kick in and join us. saying that it's bored wont change a thing. nyek nyek. i dedicate this blog post to zidane. the one, the only, class act! cheers

Joke of the Day
First-year students at Medical College were receiving their first Anatomy class, with a real dead human body.They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The Professor started the class by telling them, in medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor:

The first is that you must not be disgusted by anything involving the human body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."