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Tuesday, May 18, 2004

sorry laaa

a HUGE sorry to all my blog fans out there. haha, sorry laa people, i've been really busy these couple of weeks. although i've not really got a permanent employee job, i've been busy doing freelance jobs lah. and at the same time, helping out YC and church with multimedia and video works. and also working for my old producer on a shoot. and i'll be busy till the end of the week. been really tiring for me and all. but hey, a job is still a job and i'll be needing all the sleep i can get these few days. so hang on in there ok? i promise i'll be back with more updates on the blog! and yes yewkuan... just for you i'll update ok? and a shout out to the rest, bel... hope you're ok in campus, ieian, yk... you know who to call when you're both drunk, lisa... hope the toilet seats in london wont freeze your ass too much, joy... thanks for all those sweet posties you've been sending.. keep em comin ok? been busy la, havent write any posties, terry and paul... your pimp master number 2 here will hope to catch up with yamcha sessions and more footie, sook... hope you're having a blast with lisa's blog, marko and keng... thanks for the patience... will settle for you by the end of the week yah, jon lee... thanks for all the help with the cables and video, zoonies... fen nich singyee sean... thanks a bunch for the CV's and job hunts, steph... for your CV sample, all the chicks who are reading my blog, all the friendster chicks who i havent check out yet, and the rest of my friends out there.... you've been great, chick or no chick, even if you're just the batangs.... yessss.... i really really appreciate your friendship. here's to a great week and a great month and a great year and a great EURO 2004 cos italy is so gonna whupp ass in portugal! cheers

How guys select the girl they want to marry

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man is impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, the new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money.

Then he married the one with the largest breasts.

Men are Men!!!