it's a saturday!!! bah, watched CSI season one on dvd with yk last night, was
really struggling to stay awake and marathon lah. yk was sleeping away by
the time we reached the 4th episode. haha, anyway, he was already sleeping
on the 3rd but when i asked if he wanted to sleep first, he was like "no lah, i
am watching lah.... with my eyes closed at times only". totally in denial. he was
literally snoring halfway through the show lah. haha. oh well, tired i guess.
i should be tired too cos i played indoor footie with the yc fellas at sunway,
but i was just reluctant to go to sleep. had dinner after that, with ieian, terry,
raymond. a bunch of nice lads i must say. hehe. oh yah, mental scar of the day
*seeing joshua chang's white and fair butt* trust heng ian to pull down his
shorts halfway during footie. man oh man... u ppl should have been there lah.
hmmm... saturday afternoon dy. nothing to do lah, bel's off to cyber for some
CF committee meeting, yk and ieian out with gf's. guess i'll stay at home and
continue my CSI. hehe. grisson rocks man... cheers


joke of the day
chinese DHL
A family in the Southern Province of China, were puzzled when the coffin of
their dead grandmother arrived from the States. It was sent by one of the
daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin,with no
space left in it! When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top; which
read as follows.

Dear Cousins,
I am sending Ahma body to you since it was her wish that she should be
cremated in The compound of our ancestral home in Tung Shin. Sorry, I
could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ahma's body, 12 cans of Yohmeitsu,
10 packets of Swiss chocolates and packets of Chinatown Lap Cheong.
Please divide these among all of you. On Ahma's feet you will find a new
pair of Nike Air shoes (size 10) for Ah boy. Also, there are 2 pairs of
shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's sons. Hope the sizes are correct. Ahma
is wearing 6 CK T-Shirts. The large size is for Ah Bak and the others are
for my nephews.

Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Armani Jeans that Ahma
is wearing are for the boys. The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is
on Ahma's left wrist. Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei, Ahma is wearing the Tiffany
necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them. The
6 white Polo cotton socks that Ahma is wearing must be divided among
my teenage cousins.

Let me know what else you need as Ah Kong is also not keeping well
nowadays. I can send all required things when our Ah Kong also.....