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Monday, December 29, 2003

today was a pretty lazy day, went to 1Utama with ieian, he's on leave by
the way... so got loads of free time to 'hang kai' lah. just plain old jalan
jalan, checking out the NEW and improved second section of 1utama, man
is it new.... not all the shops are opened yet. a lot are still in renovation
and we've been sniffing loads of glue walking past these 'work in progress'
shops that it's making ieian horny.... hahaha! told me to becareful cos he
might just grab me later in the car. deyy!!! ok... had lunch with yewkuan,
he met up with us in 1U. bought a new CD from MPH, switchfoot's album,
it rocks!!! then send ieian back and i came back straight home lah. sigh,
gotta clean the house a bit... it's beginning to look really messy, but the
thing is... i'm sooooo lazy lah! rather sit down on the couch and watch tv,
and rot together with all the junk around me..... tsk...tsk.. not good la.
anyway, got the pics up on another host, so let me know it there's any
problems viewing it. dont know how this hosting is... have a great week
people! it's the last week of the year! cheers

ps: since it's monday, here are some 'lamers' *groannn...* hehe, enjoy!

Bible QUiZ
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A. Ruthless.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew
out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's
Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because
the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived
in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.